Then and Now…Are we Really that Old?

OMG….I’m 54 and I KNOW I don’t look as this old

Aging gracefully

Now that’s just not a nice angle…shame on the photographer!

Not too shabby…proves some do get better with age!

Cut your hair man…you are not and never were a Rock Star!

I’ll bet she still cleans up nicely

I have my doubts on whether or not his is really the same people - just look at the nose on Tyne Daley…nah….if that’s her she needs to sue her plastic surgeon.

Whose he again?

Still gorgeous after all these years!

A little too much sun over the years

Still two of my favorite peeps!

Maybe he’s a nice grandpa?

So much talent – Love Paul Anka!

Gorgeous then and Gorgeous now!!!

Yep, I’m sure he’s a nice grandpa!

Will always remember him as ‘Doc’ from his role in “Back to the Future”

Needs a makeover…then again maybe I do too

Oh heaven help her!

Lookin good for 79

Your Age by Chocolate Math

This went viral in 2009

 

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

 

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute

Work this out as you read

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than 1but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

Add 5

Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759

If you haven't, add 1758.

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

 

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number

(how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

 

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it WAS, in 2009 that is!!!!!)

 

 

 THIS ONLY WORKED IN 2009, SO IT WILL TELL YOU HOW OLD YOU WERE THAT YEAR.

Chocolate

Calculator

Children Writing About the Ocean...

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age  6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.  If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.  (, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.   (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.  (Billy, age 8)

6) - My  uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.  (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.  Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.  (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids.  They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?   (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.  ( Amy , age  6)

 

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can give you a shock.  They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.  (Chris, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.  (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.  Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.  (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.   (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish.  Why the fish don't drown I don't know.   (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad  was a sailor on the ocean.  He knows all about the ocean.  What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.  (James, age 7)

If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor!