Children Writing About the Ocean...

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age  6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.  If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.  (, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.   (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.  (Billy, age 8)

6) - My  uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.  (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.  Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.  (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids.  They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?   (Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.  ( Amy , age  6)

 

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can give you a shock.  They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.  (Chris, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.  (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.  Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.  (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.   (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish.  Why the fish don't drown I don't know.   (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad  was a sailor on the ocean.  He knows all about the ocean.  What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.  (James, age 7)

If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor! 

Don’t Worry, Be Happy…

The Woodpecker Might have to go!

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.

Don't take life so seriously!

DANCE

KISS A LOT!

RELAX IN NATURE

HAVE FUN

AND BE HAPPY!!!!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day

I don't care if you lick windows,
Take the special bus
Or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Today's Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

How To Get Through Life

 

Sleep as much as you can... 

 Read books that you enjoy...

Play with simple things... 

Do whatever you want

Whenever you want... 

 Look for affection

when you need it...

Get serious once in a while... 

 Forget about diets... 

Show some affection...  

Get angry once in a while...

 Change your looks... 

Above all, be happy,
Regardless of what   
Your challenges may be...
Have a great life!

May your troubles be less,
Your blessings more,
And may  nothing but happiness
Come through your door.

SMILE!!! For the Love of Our Pets

The photographer did a great job of matching up the kids and dogs.     This is absolutely adorable!!   Enjoy!!   xoxoxo

A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.

And makes the world we live in a better and happier place.

There is a miracle called friendship, that dwells in the heart. You do not know how it happens or when it gets its start.

But you know the special lift it always Brings. You realize that friendship is the world's most precious gift!

Remember to always let old friends know you haven’t forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.

WHY GOD MADE PETS

They help out around the house...

They protect our children…

They look out for the smaller ones...

They show us how to relax...

They 'converse' with each other.

They help you when you're down...

They are great at decorating for the holidays…

They have 'great' expectations.

They are Patriotic.

They are happy to 'test' the water. 

They love their 'teddies'

They know who's BOSS.

AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????

It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............

NOW PLEASE PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!!!

 

Of course you don’t really have to pass it on…Unless you want to.

That’s what going viral is all about.  LOL